Video: Brilliantly Boring Transcript

[JINGLING]

What do you got there, Larry?

Time machine.

You going to go back and see how the pyramids were built or something?

Nope. Ellen and I want to go on vacation, so I'm going to go back to last week and buy a winning lottery ticket.

Can I come?

Only room for one.

How am I getting home?

Sitting on my lap like last time, Ronald.

Fine. But I'm bringing this.

[BUZZING]

All right.

Or you could try one of these savings options.

The right money moves aren't as far fetched as you think.

There it is. See? I told you it was going to all work out.

Thanks, future me.